just a typical conversation

We like to banter.


Me: So do you want me to print off a copy each week so we can cross things off, or just one copy to keep on the fridge?

Ryan: Just print off one, don't be a tree killer.

Me: Don't be a deer killer.

Ryan: It's called game management.

Me: It's called Bambi's mommy.

Ryan: I don't shoot females.

Me: Great, so what will he do without a father figure? He'll turn to drugs and alcohol and then eventually sell himself on meadow corners.

Ryan: Bummer.